Once upon a time, there lived a farmer called Gawd, in a beautiful land called Queenstown. Queenstown was simply splendid, a haven for all who lived there. Gawd had a modest farm. He had several animals on his farm; he made a living by working his animals on the farm all year round. One wouldn’t say he ill-treated his animals; he was in fact quite giving. Most folks on the farm liked Gawd. Most folks.
Gawd’s farm had many animals; they all got along quite well. Most animals had nothing to …